OUR CRAZIEST EPISODES!
OUR VIEWERS SAY
⭐⭐-Two stars...This show has 2 stars and those stars are Mary and Delilah. Great show, I highly recommend it.
HOW WE RATE BOOZE
If we can take 5 shots of anything then it must be delicious!
TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT!
Just like a new edition of the Better Homes and Garden Magazine, this spirit is irresistible. We’re talking a top shelf, crème de la crème, let’s annoy everyone with a bunch of selfies of us drinking this bottle. Taste is on point. Balanced. Everything about this just makes us clutch the bottle and cry happy tears.
Who doesn’t love tits? Not too far off from #1, “tits” is all up in your face, and a handful of tasty liquid bliss. Still a great all-around flavor profile, worthy of top shelf appeal.
The taste is as indecisive as a 19-year old liberal arts major. One minute she wants to be a psychologist, the next she’s moonlighting at Little D’s making a little side cash for her excessive Chipotle and Forever 21 habits. You just can’t figure this one out, but you’d still drink it. Not bad, not super memorable, would probably be good in a cocktail.
Why does this exist, who drinks this, and are Hungry Man TV Dinners your idea of a gourmet meal? Creates a void inside. Lacks taste, balance, and pairs well with a paper bag because it should be consumed in shame.